what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep
I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE
Guess I’m a sentient omnipotent being in an alternate universe and I dream of being a weird bearded computer geek.
(Source: shotacuffs)
omg
you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y
YOU
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WALK
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLYDIAGONALLY
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pokemon fandom
u ok
(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo)
(Source: heavyblunt)
Jonathan Bergeron aka Johnny Crap
IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s
Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes.
I wish my school was this rad!
FUCK YES! ALL DAY! EVERY DAY!
Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.
#forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me
She could move things with her mind and was a god damn genius and you’re jealous of her pancake making.
Damn right I’m jealous of her pancake making. Pancakes are fucking tasty.
perfect child.
(Source: thelostie)
